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Curated premium tech for those who appreciate the extraordinary.
100+ exclusive items that redefine luxury gadgetry.
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OneWheel V1 Self-Balancing Electric Skateboard
Floaty carving that turns sidewalks into playgrounds. Bonus: balance becomes a lifestyle—and a billable injury.
Complete Collection
Microsoft Surface Studio 2 All-in-One Desktop
Portable power for real tasks and pretend ones. Bonus: productivity peaks exactly at cappuccino time.
OneWheel V1 Self-Balancing Electric Skateboard
Floaty carving that turns sidewalks into playgrounds. Bonus: balance becomes a lifestyle—and a billable injury.
Sony Cyber-shot DSC-QX100 Lens-Style Camera
Crisp imaging that flatters everything from street shots to snacks. Bonus: editing takes longer than the moment did.
XREAL Air 2 AR Smart Glasses (2nd Generation)
Cheeky utility that earns its spot, no questions asked #5 Bonus: another thing to charge nightly.
XREAL Beam Pro Spatial Computing Device (2nd Generation)
Cheeky utility that earns its spot, no questions asked #7 Bonus: another thing to charge nightly.
Geminos T Dual 28-inch 4K Stacked Monitor System
Brighter screens that flatter your workflow #3 Bonus: more pixels to hide behind when the work tab ‘disappears’.
Apple Watch Ultra 2
Tracks effort, workouts, and optimism. Bonus: buzzes with reminders you were ignoring anyway.
DEVALIET. EARDRUM SPECIAL
Sound big enough to surprise your space #6 Bonus: neighbors discover your taste, like it or not.
NEBULA Cosmos Laser 1080P Projector
Bright, portable, and dangerously easy movie nights. Bonus: every ceiling becomes a screening room you’ll realign twice.
Plaud Al Note x 2
Useful enough to justify, cool enough to flaunt. Bonus: another thing to charge nightly.
Beyerdynamic DT 990 Premium Edition 250 Ohm Over-Ear Headphones
Studio clarity that flatters mixes and exposes mistakes. Bonus: your playlist quality becomes painfully obvious.
Devialet Mania Portable Smart Speaker - Light Grey
Sound big enough to surprise your space #1 Bonus: neighbors discover your taste, like it or not.
Devialet Phantom II 95 dB Compact Wireless Speaker - Matte Black
Sound big enough to surprise your space #2 Bonus: neighbors discover your taste, like it or not.
Insta360 Link AI-Powered 4K Webcam
Footage so steady it boosts your confidence #5 Bonus: friends start asking for ‘just one more photo’—forever.
Microsoft Surface Go 3 - 10.5_ Touchscreen - Intel® Core™ i3 - 8GB Memory - 128GB SSD
Wide, sharp, and great for multi‑window chaos. Bonus: your neck learns new angles; your focus learns escape routes.
Motyeowe OLED Monitors 18.5in - X2
Colors pop and spreadsheets suddenly look important. Bonus: more pixels to hide behind when the work tab ‘disappears’.
MS Surface Pro 7 - 16gb ram - black i7
Portable power for real tasks and pretend ones. Bonus: productivity peaks exactly at cappuccino time.
Anker Nebula Capsule Portable Projector
Big‑screen vibes on any blank wall. Bonus: you’ll learn more about keystone than cinema.
NuPhy 75 Keyboard
Crisp switches that make typing feel like a performance. Bonus: applause volume varies by office tolerance.
Packard Bell airFrame 27_ FHD Monitor
Workspace real estate that expands your ambition #1 Bonus: your neck learns new angles; your focus learns escape routes.
HOTO Outdoor Camping Flashlight Rechargeable, 3-in1 Camping Lantern
Bright enough for late‑night fixes and deep thoughts. Bonus: attracts ideas and every nearby moth.
ShiftCam ProGrip Mobile Battery Grip Starter Kit
Cheeky utility that earns its spot, no questions asked #1 Bonus: another thing to charge nightly.
ShiftCam SnapGrip Mobile Battery Grip for iPhone
Cheeky utility that earns its spot, no questions asked #2 Bonus: another thing to charge nightly.
SteelMate H2 Smart Helmet Brake Light System
Light that keeps your ideas awake with you #1 Bonus: attracts ideas and every nearby moth.
SteelMate Bluetooth Tire Pressure Monitoring System (TPMS)
Brighter screens that flatter your workflow #1 Bonus: more pixels to hide behind when the work tab ‘disappears’.
TimeKettle WT2 Edge Real-Time Translation Earbuds
Live translation that gets you most of the way there. Bonus: misunderstandings now come with subtitles.
TimeKettle Zero Handheld Translator Device
Live translation that gets you most of the way there. Bonus: misunderstandings now come with subtitles.
Traveler Guitar Ultra-Light Electric Travel Guitar
Light that keeps your ideas awake with you #2 Bonus: attracts ideas and every nearby moth.
UPERFECT 16-inch 2.5K Portable Monitor (2560x1600)
Workspace real estate that expands your ambition #2 Bonus: your neck learns new angles; your focus learns escape routes.
Wemax Dice Mini Portable 1080P Projector
Bright, portable, and dangerously easy movie nights. Bonus: every ceiling becomes a screening room you’ll realign twice.
Wemax Go Advanced Portable Laser Projector
Bright, portable, and dangerously easy movie nights. Bonus: every ceiling becomes a screening room you’ll realign twice.
XREAL Air AR Smart Glasses (1st Generation)
Cheeky utility that earns its spot, no questions asked #4 Bonus: another thing to charge nightly.
FeiyuTech WG2X 3-Axis Wearable Gimbal Stabilizer
Smooth footage that makes walking look cinematic. Bonus: arms learn endurance, footage learns grace.
Frunsi 15.6-inch Dual Portable Monitor for Laptop
Workspace real estate that expands your ambition #3 Bonus: your neck learns new angles; your focus learns escape routes.
GameSir X2 Bluetooth Mobile Gaming Controller
Responsive controls that make wins feel earned. Bonus: still blameless for losses.
DJI Pocket 2 Creator Combo Handheld Camera
Footage so steady it boosts your confidence #2 Bonus: friends start asking for ‘just one more photo’—forever.
INVZI MagHub 8-in-1 USB-C Docking Station for MacBook
One plug to calm cable chaos. Bonus: also centralizes your troubleshooting.
IOGEAR 4-Port USB 3.0 SuperSpeed Hub
Turns ‘where does this go?’ into ‘try the dock.’ Bonus: new ways to say ‘device not recognized.’
Apple iPad Air 11-inch M2 with Smart Keyboard Dock
Key presses that sound smarter than your emails #1 Bonus: applause volume varies by office tolerance.
Apple MacBook Air 13-inch M2 (8GB RAM)
Portable power for real tasks and pretend ones. Bonus: productivity peaks exactly at cappuccino time.
MeLE Quieter3Q Mini PC with Intel N5105 Processor
Desk‑friendly horsepower in stealth mode. Bonus: small enough to lose behind the monitor, big enough to miss.
Microsoft Surface Go 2 - 10.5" Touchscreen - 8GB Memory - 128GB SSD
Brighter screens that flatter your workflow #5 Bonus: more pixels to hide behind when the work tab ‘disappears’.
Aokler GPS Dog Tracker Collar
Track roaming pets without roaming yourself. Bonus: also locates your dignity after they ignore commands.
AYY 15.6" Portable Monitor (1080P FHD)
Workspace real estate that expands your ambition #4 Bonus: your neck learns new angles; your focus learns escape routes.
Bose Smart Soundbar 300
Room-filling sound that flexes on tiny speakers. Bonus: neighbors discover your taste, like it or not.
Boss RC-505 mkII Loop Station
Loops, layers, and live‑ready fun. Bonus: turns mistakes into features by design.
CMF Watch Pro by Nothing - 1.96" AMOLED Smartwatch
Brighter screens that flatter your workflow #6 Bonus: more pixels to hide behind when the work tab ‘disappears’.
Devialet Mania Cocoon - Protective Case for Portable Speaker
Hi‑fi presence for low‑key listening sessions. Bonus: the bass arrives before the apologies do.
Devialet Phantom II 95 dB Compact Wireless Speaker - Matte Black
Sound big enough to surprise your space #3 Bonus: neighbors discover your taste, like it or not.
Devialet Phantom Remote Control
Hi‑fi presence for low‑key listening sessions. Bonus: the bass arrives before the apologies do.
Devialet Phantom Customized Travel Case - Single Speaker
Sound big enough to surprise your space #4 Bonus: neighbors discover your taste, like it or not.
Devialet Phantom Travel Case - Duo Configuration
Sound big enough to surprise your space #5 Bonus: neighbors discover your taste, like it or not.
DJI Osmo Mobile 6 Smartphone Gimbal Stabilizer
Smooth footage that makes walking look cinematic. Bonus: arms learn endurance, footage learns grace.
Suzuki EN125 (2012) 10,000 km
Cheeky utility that earns its spot, no questions asked #11 Bonus: another thing to charge nightly.
VocoPro HERO-REC Multi-Format Portable PA Karaoke System with Digital Recorder Vocopro
Loops, layers, and live‑ready fun. Bonus: turns mistakes into features by design.
Dainese D-Exchange Backpack Black Red
Organized storage for gear and ‘just in case’. Bonus: everything has a pocket except your self‑control.
Moment 37mm Cine Filter Set
Cheeky utility that earns its spot, no questions asked #14 Bonus: another thing to charge nightly.
Moment Filter Mount
Pocket tools that shift your style on demand #2 Bonus: your camera bag evolves into a personality.
2x Moment Pouch Leather Tan
Pocket tools that shift your style on demand #3 Bonus: your camera bag evolves into a personality.
Moment Telephoto 58mm
Pocket tools that shift your style on demand #4 Bonus: your camera bag evolves into a personality.
Moment Camera Case for iPhone/Android
Footage so steady it boosts your confidence #4 Bonus: friends start asking for ‘just one more photo’—forever.
Moment 10x Macro Mobile Lens
Pocket tools that shift your style on demand #5 Bonus: your camera bag evolves into a personality.
Moment Mobile Lens Roll
Pocket tools that shift your style on demand #6 Bonus: your camera bag evolves into a personality.
Moment Remote Control
Tiny control that saves you steps and adds mystery. Bonus: engineered to vanish exactly when you need it.
Minisforum EliteMini UM773 SE Mini PC (Ryzen 7 7735HS)
Desk‑friendly horsepower in stealth mode. Bonus: small enough to lose behind the monitor, big enough to miss.
Moment M-Series Professional Mobile Lens Kit
Dial in looks from glossy to moody with pocket gear. Bonus: your camera bag evolves into a personality.
Panasonic LUMIX 4K Digital Camera with 30x Leica Lens
Stabilized, sharp, and dangerously encouraging. Bonus: friends start asking for ‘just one more photo’—forever.
Pit Boss 24-inch Gas FIrepit
Sears steak and egos with equal confidence. Bonus: comes preloaded with unsolicited advice from neighbors.
Pit Boss Grill
Sears steak and egos with equal confidence. Bonus: comes preloaded with unsolicited advice from neighbors.
Satechi Dual USB-C Docking Station with Dual 4K HDMI
One plug to calm cable chaos. Bonus: also centralizes your troubleshooting.
Sena Outrush Modular Bluetooth Motorcycle Helmet
Road‑ready protection with comms for the ride. Bonus: podcasts now survive potholes better than you do.
TC Helicon VoiceTone Acoustic Guitar/Vocal Processor
Travel‑friendly neck with full‑size swagger. Bonus: security lines become your opening act.
Thule Vital Hydration Backpack
Organized storage for gear and ‘just in case’. Bonus: everything has a pocket except your self‑control.
Xiaomi - TP-Link Routers and Relays
Cheeky utility that earns its spot, no questions asked #3 Bonus: another thing to charge nightly.
Jinxnobi Wall Mount Safe
Discreet storage for the things you swear you’ll remember. Bonus: the combo hides better than the valuables.
Stealth Hidden Wall Safe - 22.8" x 15.4" Black
Discreet storage for the things you swear you’ll remember. Bonus: the combo hides better than the valuables.
XREAL Beam Spatial Computing Device (1st Generation)
Cheeky utility that earns its spot, no questions asked #6 Bonus: another thing to charge nightly.
GIVI Monokey Side Case System (Pair)
Pocket tools that shift your style on demand #1 Bonus: your camera bag evolves into a personality.
GoPro HERO7 Black Action Camera
Footage so steady it boosts your confidence #1 Bonus: friends start asking for ‘just one more photo’—forever.
Apple iPhone 12 Mini 128GB
Brighter screens that flatter your workflow #4 Bonus: more pixels to hide behind when the work tab ‘disappears’.
Anker 577 Thunderbolt Docking Station (13-in-1)
One plug to calm cable chaos. Bonus: also centralizes your troubleshooting.
Bushnell Equinox X650 5x32mm Digital Night Vision Monocular
See in low light without guesswork. Bonus: curiosity gains range; subtlety does not.
Dell SE2222H 22-inch LED Monitor
Brighter screens that flatter your workflow #7 Bonus: more pixels to hide behind when the work tab ‘disappears’.
Doqo iPad Air M2 Keyboard Hub
Key presses that sound smarter than your emails #3 Bonus: applause volume varies by office tolerance.
KEMIMOTO Motorcycle Helmet Backpack Bag
Organized storage for gear and ‘just in case’. Bonus: everything has a pocket except your self‑control.
Dainese D-Explorer Gore-Tex Pants XL Black Red
Cheeky utility that earns its spot, no questions asked #12 Bonus: another thing to charge nightly.
Dainese Super Rider D-Dry Jacket XL Black Red
Cheeky utility that earns its spot, no questions asked #13 Bonus: another thing to charge nightly.
Fishman Loudbox Mini Acoustic Guitar Amplifier
Travel‑friendly neck with full‑size swagger. Bonus: security lines become your opening act.
Vintage Professional Disco Light Package - Heavy Duty
Light that keeps your ideas awake with you #3 Bonus: attracts ideas and every nearby moth.
Dometic (Waeco) CF-50 Portable Electric Cooler/Freezer
Brighter screens that flatter your workflow #2 Bonus: more pixels to hide behind when the work tab ‘disappears’.
SentrySafe Fireproof Home Safe with Digital Lock
Discreet storage for the things you swear you’ll remember. Bonus: the combo hides better than the valuables.
Logitech K780 Multi-Device Wireless Keyboard
Key presses that sound smarter than your emails #2 Bonus: applause volume varies by office tolerance.
Lumary 2K Smart Floodlight Security Camera with Dual Band Wi-Fi
Footage so steady it boosts your confidence #3 Bonus: friends start asking for ‘just one more photo’—forever.
PrinCube Mobile Color Printer by Porodo
Cheeky utility that earns its spot, no questions asked #8 Bonus: another thing to charge nightly.
Ceptics Universal Travel Adapter Kit with USB-C and Quick Charge 3.0
Cheeky utility that earns its spot, no questions asked #10 Bonus: another thing to charge nightly.
American Vizio TV - 50_ P502ui-B1
Big‑screen clarity for binge missions and boss fights. Bonus: chores become optional in 4K.
Apple iPad Mini (5th Generation) - 7.9-inch
A canvas for notes, sketches, and streaming after ‘work’. Bonus: the keyboard you didn’t buy will haunt you.
BigBlue 28W Foldable Solar Charger Panel
Cheeky utility that earns its spot, no questions asked #9 Bonus: another thing to charge nightly.